‎[31/01/2026, 17:45:27] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): ‎sticker omitted [31/01/2026, 20:24:05] Sage Stockmans: ‎[31/01/2026, 20:24:05] Sage Stockmans: ‎image omitted ‎[31/01/2026, 20:24:05] Sage Stockmans: ‎image omitted ‎[31/01/2026, 20:24:07] Sage Stockmans: ‎video omitted ‎[31/01/2026, 20:24:07] Sage Stockmans: ‎video omitted [31/01/2026, 21:13:04] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Terry Pratchett the wee free men [31/01/2026, 21:39:45] Sage Stockmans: Alright, here are some picks, because options are great: 1. Age of Ash 2. ⁠Shatter me 3. ⁠King of battle and blood 4. ⁠Keeper of the lost cities [31/01/2026, 21:40:57] Sage Stockmans: Lmk if you want a bit of a description of one of them (or more) These are all fantasy books, I’ve got other genres! [31/01/2026, 21:41:53] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Oohhh I’ll start with age of ash! Do you know if it’s available on kindle? [31/01/2026, 21:43:34] Sage Stockmans: Probably, they are all physical books that I already have read, and have no issues letting someone borrow it 😇 [31/01/2026, 21:47:16] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): I would love that actually 😊 I do prefer a physical book [31/01/2026, 21:51:09] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): I also just bought a copy of the book I recommended if you’d like to borrow it [31/01/2026, 21:51:17] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Cause it’s missing from my collection [31/01/2026, 21:52:00] Sage Stockmans: It’ll be a exchange, I like it [31/01/2026, 21:52:29] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Cool, looking forward to reading it! [31/01/2026, 21:53:08] Sage Stockmans: Agreed! I’m also off to bed, gotta do stuff tomorrow 🫠 [31/01/2026, 21:53:28] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Goodnight And good luck with studying [31/01/2026, 21:53:29] Sage Stockmans: I wish that you will be well rested [31/01/2026, 21:53:37] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Thankss ‎[01/02/2026, 21:09:26] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): ‎sticker omitted [01/02/2026, 21:09:31] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Good luck tomorrow ‎[01/02/2026, 21:11:58] Sage Stockmans: ‎image omitted [01/02/2026, 21:14:29] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): So cute ‎[03/02/2026, 23:31:39] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): ‎image omitted [03/02/2026, 23:32:02] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Hope your exam went well [04/02/2026, 10:36:03] Sage Stockmans: Thank you for thinking about me! It went alright, but it was annoying that I had to do it on paper 😕 [04/02/2026, 10:36:09] Sage Stockmans: How is your day going? ‎[04/02/2026, 10:36:30] Sage Stockmans: ‎image omitted [04/02/2026, 12:01:14] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): I get that, all my exams are on paper too Makes me worry about writing legibly 😂 [04/02/2026, 12:01:33] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Not too bad, a lot of paperwork today And yours? [04/02/2026, 13:28:52] Sage Stockmans: Decent, learning how to work with a new tool in the coding language that we are learning [04/02/2026, 13:29:49] Sage Stockmans: Brought my step-sis to her drivers theory test. So 🤞 [04/02/2026, 13:33:22] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): That’s sweet of you Do you have more step-siblings? How old are they? [04/02/2026, 14:09:50] Sage Stockmans: I have two step-sisters total! They are my dads girlfriends daughters. Then there’s the blood related siblings, I have 3 half siblings. Two older half sisters and one eldest half brother. Connected though our same dad. Then there’s me and my sister from the same mother! [04/02/2026, 14:15:26] Sage Stockmans: Step-sisters: - Elena, 3 months older than me (20 years) - ⁠Myra, turned 18 last year Half-siblings: - Jep, eldest 34 - ⁠Febe, 32 - ⁠Lonne, 29 Direct blood: - Ember, 12 - ⁠And then me! Sage, 20 [04/02/2026, 14:16:00] Sage Stockmans: I’m realising that you probably didn’t want that much detail 😅 [04/02/2026, 16:15:26] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): That is a lot of siblings I’m assuming Myra is the one that did her test today (did it go well?) No need to apologise, it’s nice to hear about your family, mine is so small in comparison [04/02/2026, 16:15:53] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Family reunions must be busy (unless you don’t do those, which is fair cause I don’t either) [04/02/2026, 16:29:48] Sage Stockmans: Surprisingly it’s the other way around. Myra’s still in the someone needs to be in the car part. Elena still has to pass theoretical, and sadly not this time. But she’ll try again next week, so we’ll see! [04/02/2026, 16:31:00] Sage Stockmans: That you would be correct, but then some extra cousins. As a kid I despised it, I just wanted to read my comics with no-one else there. ‎ [04/02/2026, 16:44:39] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): That is very relatable, my mum used to confiscate my books [04/02/2026, 16:45:01] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Good luck to Elena then! [04/02/2026, 16:47:39] Sage Stockmans: I will relay that! ‎[04/02/2026, 17:28:56] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Freedom, I finally finished all my paperwork ‎image omitted ‎[04/02/2026, 17:28:56] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): ‎video omitted [04/02/2026, 17:29:05] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): For this week 😭 [04/02/2026, 18:42:08] Sage Stockmans: Paper more like a book [04/02/2026, 18:42:20] Sage Stockmans: Girl 🥲 [04/02/2026, 18:42:47] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): I had to shred it after scanning it in as well 🥲 ‎[04/02/2026, 18:43:46] Sage Stockmans: After all that work? Heck no ‎image omitted [04/02/2026, 18:44:11] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Yup, I think I shredded a bit of my soul with it [04/02/2026, 18:44:33] Sage Stockmans: And this happens… weekly? [04/02/2026, 18:44:40] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Although I actually like the sound of the shredder It sounds like it’s eating the paper, nom nom nom [04/02/2026, 18:45:07] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Usually much less, but I was away for over a month cause of exams So I had a backlog ‎[04/02/2026, 18:45:08] Sage Stockmans: ‎GIF omitted [04/02/2026, 18:45:28] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Yes 😂😂 [04/02/2026, 18:45:43] Sage Stockmans: Dang, your strong [04/02/2026, 18:46:07] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Now I just feel like I’m bragging, but I finished it before lunch [04/02/2026, 18:46:07] Sage Stockmans: All the respect 🫡 [04/02/2026, 18:46:13] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Thankss ‎[04/02/2026, 18:46:24] Sage Stockmans: ‎image omitted [04/02/2026, 18:46:39] Sage Stockmans: Maybe a little [04/02/2026, 18:46:48] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): I was called a rocket by one of my coworkers [04/02/2026, 18:46:56] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): I was in the zone today [04/02/2026, 18:47:06] Sage Stockmans: You’re telling me [04/02/2026, 18:47:32] Sage Stockmans: All I’ve done today is code with pen and paper [04/02/2026, 18:47:48] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Sounds very intense as well tho [04/02/2026, 18:48:21] Sage Stockmans: It makes it more interesting if you use different colors ‎[04/02/2026, 18:48:37] Sage Stockmans: ‎image omitted [04/02/2026, 18:48:39] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): I do like colourful notes [04/02/2026, 18:49:33] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Are you building an email program? [04/02/2026, 18:51:16] Sage Stockmans: Close, I’m make a submission form. It needs to check that everything on the form is as it says it is. Then clean up the input. Then formats everything so that it can be sent to a big library of information! [04/02/2026, 18:51:35] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Sounds complicated [04/02/2026, 18:51:42] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): But very handy as well [04/02/2026, 18:51:51] Sage Stockmans: A surprising amount of work that goes into it ‎[04/02/2026, 18:53:16] Sage Stockmans: ‎audio omitted ‎[04/02/2026, 18:56:28] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): ‎audio omitted ‎[04/02/2026, 18:59:40] Sage Stockmans: ‎audio omitted [04/02/2026, 19:00:28] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): A minute of silence? [04/02/2026, 19:01:01] Sage Stockmans: That is a very fair and real answer [04/02/2026, 19:01:55] Sage Stockmans: Huh… [04/02/2026, 19:02:05] Sage Stockmans: Well you are a trooper [04/02/2026, 19:02:21] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): It helps that I genuinely enjoy what I do [04/02/2026, 19:02:47] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): I think what you’re doing is really cool [04/02/2026, 19:03:07] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): I’ve never really though about what goes on in those programs [04/02/2026, 19:03:39] Sage Stockmans: Why thank you! Though, if you don’t mind my curiosity, what else do you do there? [04/02/2026, 19:03:56] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): I do payroll and hr support [04/02/2026, 19:05:17] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): I make sure people get paid, are registered in the company, I send out official warnings, I write up documents to ask for funding for training that we give, I answer questions that people have about their payslip and stuff ‎ [04/02/2026, 19:05:49] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): It’s very broad [04/02/2026, 19:06:17] Sage Stockmans: Dang, and you are doing all of this crucial information for free still? [04/02/2026, 19:06:38] Sage Stockmans: All I’m saying is when you leave, they will feel it [04/02/2026, 19:06:43] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Unfortunately yes, but hopefully I’ll be finished studying in June and I can get a paying job [04/02/2026, 19:06:57] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): They felt it when I was gone for the exams 😂 [04/02/2026, 19:09:23] Sage Stockmans: Oh! Before I forget, this Saturday, what are some of the tings that I should bring for the night. Of course the essentials like toothbrush and toothpaste. [04/02/2026, 19:10:16] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): A sleeping bag if you have it and maybe a pillow too My parents got rid of the extras we had We do have a spare mattress and a blowup mattress so there is enough space to sleep [04/02/2026, 19:10:27] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): And of course yourself, can’t forget that [04/02/2026, 19:10:46] Sage Stockmans: Few, that was a close one [04/02/2026, 19:11:04] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): I know, it’s so easy to forget [04/02/2026, 19:12:01] Sage Stockmans: You’re telling me. As long as we don’t forget who we are and what we stand for, it should be fine [04/02/2026, 19:12:16] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): I would forget my head if it weren’t attached [04/02/2026, 19:12:48] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): The amount of times I’ve had to run back to my flat after leaving cause I forgot my glasses You’d think I’d notice if I can’t see the world very well [04/02/2026, 19:14:18] Sage Stockmans: I completely get that. Only once, but I got in my car, drove 15 min and realised that I forgot my backpack. The thing with everything for school 😵‍💫 [04/02/2026, 19:14:43] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Real life struggles [04/02/2026, 19:17:49] Sage Stockmans: Yep yep, if you don’t mind slowly wrapping up this amazing conversation, I’m getting really sleepy and my brain is trying its best to keep up, but I can’t really think straight anymore. I’ve really enjoyed talking with you though, and I’d love to continue another time! [04/02/2026, 19:20:46] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Of course Get enough rest! ‎[04/02/2026, 19:20:50] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): ‎image omitted ‎[04/02/2026, 19:22:15] Sage Stockmans: ‎GIF omitted ‎[04/02/2026, 19:23:43] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): ‎GIF omitted [04/02/2026, 19:24:11] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Now go rest before your brain melts ‎[04/02/2026, 19:24:17] Sage Stockmans: ‎GIF omitted [04/02/2026, 19:24:47] Sage Stockmans: Good night! Have the sweetest of dreams! [04/02/2026, 19:25:07] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Goodnight! Hope you dream in pictures and not binary [04/02/2026, 19:25:17] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Or code [05/02/2026, 08:40:35] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): So was your dream in picture or code? [05/02/2026, 08:44:57] Sage Stockmans: In picture thank the gods, I dreamt about how my day would go. Like a paralel university where my tile floor had carpet, and relationships I have between people are different then how they are now [05/02/2026, 08:45:21] Sage Stockmans: How about you? Did you sleep in paper and paper shredders? [05/02/2026, 09:03:42] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): That sounds really interesting and trippy [05/02/2026, 09:04:04] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): I dreamt I was in a hunger games/ squid game scenario [05/02/2026, 09:04:14] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): It involved a lot of water [05/02/2026, 11:58:57] Sage Stockmans: Ooh, thats a good one. Did you make it far? [05/02/2026, 12:43:58] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): I did make it to almost the end of the game [05/02/2026, 12:44:06] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): I did drown in the end though [05/02/2026, 17:03:48] Sage Stockmans: 🙊 [05/02/2026, 17:04:35] Sage Stockmans: Dang, you actually got to see the end of the dream [05/02/2026, 19:17:18] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): It was confusing but yes You didn’t see the end of yours? [05/02/2026, 19:21:35] Sage Stockmans: Not usually, weird enough. I always get 3/4 and the dream ends, as if you watch the movie and take the dvd out. Progress isn’t saved [05/02/2026, 19:23:54] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Damn, I always like to imagine what would happen next [05/02/2026, 19:27:30] Sage Stockmans: I do to, and yet it’s like it gets Thanos snapped from my brain. And I loose the plot [05/02/2026, 19:28:01] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Damn you Thanos ‎[05/02/2026, 19:28:25] Sage Stockmans: ‎GIF omitted [05/02/2026, 19:30:02] Sage Stockmans: Speaking of movies, what do you like to watch? Maybe a genre? ‎[05/02/2026, 19:30:10] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): ‎GIF omitted [05/02/2026, 19:30:48] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): I like a good superhero movie ngl But I also find psychological thrillers really interesting [05/02/2026, 19:31:12] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): A feel good movie or romcom is a guilty pleasure though 😅 [05/02/2026, 19:31:14] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): You? [05/02/2026, 19:32:10] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): (And documentaries, often about murder) [05/02/2026, 19:32:13] Sage Stockmans: Very valid. Always been a big Iron man fan/Batman fan (old stuff especially) [05/02/2026, 19:32:25] Sage Stockmans: I can get behind that [05/02/2026, 19:32:45] Sage Stockmans: THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING! [05/02/2026, 19:33:00] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): The ted bundy tapes!!! [05/02/2026, 19:33:14] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): His actual voice is so chilling I loved it [05/02/2026, 19:33:46] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Yessss, finally someone with taste I loved the dark night trilogy [05/02/2026, 19:34:59] Sage Stockmans: The good old National Geographic, big reason was because my parents didn’t let me watch movies often! [05/02/2026, 19:35:33] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): I used to be subscribed to their monthly magazine [05/02/2026, 19:36:16] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): I’ve actually been wanting to watch black fish for a while now The documentary about the killer whale [05/02/2026, 19:37:15] Sage Stockmans: I still find myself buying their magazines from time to time [05/02/2026, 19:37:24] Sage Stockmans: Old habits die hard [05/02/2026, 19:37:41] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): That’s very fair [05/02/2026, 19:37:59] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Where do you usually get them? [05/02/2026, 19:38:55] Sage Stockmans: In airports, if I have a long flight I like to grab books to read. But then I sometimes cave to magazines! [05/02/2026, 19:39:29] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Ofc makes sense I’ll have to check when I’m flying to Scotland in a couple of weeks [05/02/2026, 19:39:34] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): It’ll be nice to read it again [05/02/2026, 19:40:22] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): I usually pick up a book there [05/02/2026, 19:41:34] Sage Stockmans: In Scotland? [05/02/2026, 19:41:59] Sage Stockmans: Oooh, I bet there’s some really cool book/libraries there [05/02/2026, 19:42:43] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): There’s a really big one near where my grandma lives in Glasgow ‎ [05/02/2026, 19:43:20] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): I bought a Scottish translation of Harry Potter there [05/02/2026, 19:43:27] Sage Stockmans: If by some chance you are in there, please do send a pic [05/02/2026, 19:43:35] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Will do! [05/02/2026, 19:43:39] Sage Stockmans: How does that work? [05/02/2026, 19:44:12] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): It’s actually really interesting Sometimes you have to speak the word out loud phonetically to understand [05/02/2026, 19:44:57] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): But it has words like skinnymalinky [05/02/2026, 19:46:23] Sage Stockmans: I would love to do a light read of it. That sounds like a really fun book to read [05/02/2026, 19:46:38] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): I’ll have a look around for it when I get home then [05/02/2026, 19:46:43] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): It’s around somewhere [05/02/2026, 19:47:39] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): I can’t listen to this, it says it’s no longer available 🥲 [05/02/2026, 19:48:20] Sage Stockmans: Bruh, again [05/02/2026, 19:48:34] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): So weird ‎[05/02/2026, 19:49:03] Sage Stockmans: ‎audio omitted [05/02/2026, 19:49:11] Sage Stockmans: How’s this one? ‎[05/02/2026, 19:49:51] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): ‎audio omitted [05/02/2026, 19:50:33] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): There’s actually a song about that word ‎[05/02/2026, 19:50:44] Sage Stockmans: ‎audio omitted [05/02/2026, 19:50:59] Sage Stockmans: You’re joking ‎[05/02/2026, 19:51:19] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): ‎audio omitted [05/02/2026, 19:52:07] Sage Stockmans: Thank you for keeping my factually correct 🙂‍↕️ ‎[05/02/2026, 19:53:27] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): ‎audio omitted [05/02/2026, 19:54:26] Sage Stockmans: Stunning, I wonder who made it? ‎[05/02/2026, 19:55:21] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): This is what google says ‎image omitted [05/02/2026, 19:56:08] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): It’s definitely Glaswegian though [05/02/2026, 19:58:52] Sage Stockmans: “Five ways to annoy a Glaswegian (and one way to make it better)Glaswegian refers to the people, accent, and dialect of Glasgow, Scotland, characterized by a distinct West Central Scots, rhotic accent, and rapid, often shortened speech.” -Google [05/02/2026, 19:59:30] Sage Stockmans: Cool stuff! [05/02/2026, 20:00:02] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Interesting fact: The term has even made it across the Atlantic, with New Yorkers believed it referred to a skinny person as a skinny balink and a variety of other spellings such as merink merrink and marink across America [05/02/2026, 20:00:54] Sage Stockmans: Huh, fascinating how language travels and affects cultures! [05/02/2026, 20:01:27] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Definitely [05/02/2026, 20:01:52] Sage Stockmans: Let’s see, what other fun facts do I know.. [05/02/2026, 20:02:25] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): Malink originates from Russian apparently, meaning small and young ‎[05/02/2026, 20:03:48] Sage Stockmans: ‎audio omitted ‎[05/02/2026, 20:06:00] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): ‎audio omitted ‎[05/02/2026, 20:06:41] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): ‎audio omitted ‎[05/02/2026, 20:06:48] Sage Stockmans: ‎audio omitted ‎[05/02/2026, 20:08:05] Sage Stockmans: ‎audio omitted ‎[05/02/2026, 20:09:33] Caoil Heather Dezeure (Scottish, Cute, Smart): ‎audio omitted ‎[05/02/2026, 20:10:30] Sage Stockmans: ‎audio omit